The Mutants:Chapter 5

''Gru slowly opens his eyes. He feels like his insides have been fried.''

Stephen: "Hello Mr. Gru."

Gru: "Woah uhh, where am...I."

Stephen: "[Laughs] You can't tell this is your lair? How have you managed this business? Oh wait, you haven't."

Gru: Why am I tied to this chair?"

Stephen: "Why are you so clueless?"

Gru: "I..."

Stephen: [Cutting off Gru] "Let me explain it to you Felonious. Firstly, Adam, bring me the Minions."

Adam: "Yes sir."

Gru: "Who is that..."

Stephen: "[Cutting him off] That is Adam. And the nice gentleman behind you is Harold von Sweetzrochin."

Gru: "Why are..."

Stephen: "Will you shut up?"

Gru: "I gue..."

Stephen: "SHUT UP! Good lord Gru, I still can't believe the AVL took you in. You capturing El Macho just was by chance. Your pathetic Gru, you couldn't even steal the moon."

Gru: "OK MISTER wise guy! I can say some pretty rude things about you too."

Stephen: "Pfffft! Morons like you can't do anything! ADAM! Where are the minions?"

[Adam runs out of the closet]

Adam: "Sorry sir. I've..."

Gru: "WAIT A SECOND! I know you! Your part of the AVL! You trait... GAH!"

[Stephen pushes a big red button on the remote in his hands]

Stephen: "No, he's doing his job, he's working for me. Adam isn't an AVL agent, he's merely a spy, a very lethal one too."

[A roar is heard in the room that Adam was just in]

Gru: "Stephen, I..."

Stephen: "DO NOT CALL ME STEPHEN! I'm Mr. Klagoer!"

Gru: "Pfffft, what kind of name is that? GAHHHH!"

''[Gru looks down onto his arm and sees a needle jammed into his arm. Inside the syringe is a blue substance]''

Mr. Klagoer: "Gru, all I have to do is push this button, and the serum from the syringe will be inside you, ending it all."

[Suddenly, several minions walk out and turn and face Gru.]

Mr. Klagoer: "Meet my new minions!"

Gru: "Phil? Ken? Jerry? What on earth?"

Mr. Klagoer: "You see Gru, with the serum, I mutated them to be out of hand, for you and the others that is. Gru, when I came to this land of the slobs, I was constantly harassed. Was beaten up, was even stabbed in the back of the head with a fork. But in 10th grade, it got worse. In the gym locker room, I was shoved headfirst into a toilet full of shit. Yeah, shit. I couldn't take it anymore, I was gonna blow up inside. Something had to give."

Gru: "I take it you killed the bullies?"

Mr. Klagoer: "Well, there all dead by now I'd hope, knowing what I did too them. You see, when I was a wee little boy, I had dreams, just like you. I loved science, I wanted to go work for NASA. Go build rocket ships, fly in them, learn about the buildup of the moon. Yeah, I was just like you. It pains me greatly we couldn't have been allies, you and I are one in the same."

Gru: "OH NO! We are nothing alike!"

Mr. Klagoer: "Really? We're both very clever, just I'm cleverer than you. We both love science, and we both had it bad as a child. But you had to get involved with my most hated organization. I mean, I knew when you captured El Macho officially in the name of the AVL, I had to eliminate you. Yes, as a 13 year old kid, I knew you were a threat to me and my work."

Gru: "Work?"

Mr. Klagoer: "Yes, my work. You see, I learned about gene. And I realized, if you can make a slight change in a single gene, you can screw anything up. So I eventually started experimenting on small animals, such as my neighbors chihuahua. I learned how to make animals turn into just about anything. Then, I learned about your minions. I knew they were the perfect subjects for my experiments. The only probably is, I couldn't get one. I also THOUGHT you were much more dangerous then you actually are. So I thought to myself, why not get a minion to eliminate you? If you were eliminated by a minion, they could never trace it too me."

Gru: "The AVL has it's ways."

Mr. Klagoer: "Yeah well, here's the thing. I wasn't gonna chance it by just walking into your house and killing you with a gun. I figured your house was full of all kinds of traps, your minions as dangerous little beings. But I was very wrong clearly... You see, knowing I could've taken you and Lucy at once, it greatly pains me...

Gru: [Cuts him off] "Where is Lucy?!?"

Mr. Klagoer: "She's hibernating."

Gru: "She's not a grizzly bear."

Mr. Klagoer: "Not quite a grizzly bear, but close enough to act like a bear."

Gru: "YOU TURNED HER INTO A BEAR THINGY?!?"

Mr. Klagoer: "I know Mr. Gru, it's alot to take in. But don't worry, your pea-sized brain won't be thinking for it's self any longer. Goodbye Felonius Gru."

Gru: "Wait, wha..." [Gets the serum injected into his arm and the scene black outs]